0bey-brandon: woahitsandrew: h-u-m-o-u-r: -moonshine-: OMFG I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS VIDEO IN LIKE 2 YEARS DUDE I KNOW EVERY DAMN WORD is it bad that he sounds kind of good dat chicken song LMFAOOOO
on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine
sachiwana: “how big is your dick?” “16GB”
littners: when you like someone more than they like you
Sometimes at night I suddenly become aware of all the things I’m missing out on right now, and all the people who I’m not close to anymore, and all of the good times that will never happen again, and all the people who meant the world to me who have forgotten about me forever, and I get this awful feeling that’s kind of like a mix between loneliness and nostalgia.
When you try to pretend nothing's wrong but can't...
forsciencejohn: mynameisgrey: sosungalittleclodofclay: raiseusfromperdition: tedschmosbyarchitect: tardistautology: Is it just me or do the insides of strawberries look like vaginas? oh my god get’s funnier when you realize that fruit are plant overies so wait do human ovaries look like that? do we have vaginas in our vaginas