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trishhyy: when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned

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olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background

me: falls on face trying to put socks on

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Pretended to die to see how my dog would react.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts: Forever fucking reblog.<3 I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME UP ON MY DASH FOR THE LONGEST TIME EVER. <3 YES YES YES YES YES YES I LOVE WHEN I SEE THIS ON MY DASH. FOREVER REBLOG This makes my day!! LOLOLOLOL Sjfkrifjtjdjsjdjd succes !! Follow this blog, it’ll make your dash light up with unicorns and freakin’ magic

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i cybered on omegle today

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
 Your conversation partner has disconnected.

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lindsaylohanthony: tropicalis: xcaaaamila: andrew-socreative-brah: alvinater: JESUS CHRIST It’s fucking Africa up in this bitch, it’s the fucking wild. my nigga lol how old are they? like 12 ? they on some other shit this is so bad but i’m laugHING SO FUCKING HARD

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When I see someone flirt with the person I like

loljanellee: I feel one of two things. This: Or This: I either feel the need to beat the shit out of them or cry in the corner because I feel like I’m not good enough.

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Being friendzoned fucking sucks.

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Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?

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videohall: Cat attacks singing card

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